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If you are a Catholic male living in my corner of snoburbia, you must follow the unwritten summer dress code. Men must wear polo (or Polo) shirts tucked into belted khaki shorts. You get bonus points for belts with embroidered whales or anchors. (However, whales on shorts are too flashy.) Shoes must be brown loafers. You probably should part your hair and comb it neatly to one side. This way it will stay in place while you are perfecting your lawn.
If you wear your shirt untucked, you are a heathen - possibly a Unitarian.
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