how to make a snoburban quilt

 

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A chill is in the air, and that means one thing: quilting. (No, not the Gee’s Bend kind.) Women in certain segments of snoburbia will buy anything if it is quilted: jackets, boots, purses, wallets.

In some overclass snoburbs it must be accompanied by sleek hair – usually blonde of questionable origin – swept back into a ponytail or a headband (quilted, of course).

Quilting denotes a ready familiarity with Chanel and horse blankets.

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Thank goodness those hideous Vera Bradley bags are over and have moved into outer suburbia. (Is it just me?)

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Comments

[Kathy J, Washington Gardener Mag]

So with you on wanting Vera B. to be over - but not sure it is, if the stores in MoCo are any indication.

[Your sister]

I have a Vera Bradley wallet because it allows me to have my drivers license visible, credit & store cards all available, and a keychain for my keys in one small package. I love it.

It's not quilted, though.

For me, it's not quilting-- it's fringe!